Royal Family News: Meghan Markle Can’t Quit Doing Talk Shows
British royal family news shows that Meghan Markle has never meet a PR op she didn’t like. She will be on the Ellen show marking her next major TV interview since a sit-down with Oprah that exposed just how vain, shallow and disinterested in the truth she and Harry are.
In a clip Meghan, who know demands to be called the Duchess of Sussex, let everyone in one a secret: she had once had to drive a used car. Horror of horrors! We can presume it was this beater that she used to transport her poor pitiful self to the nearest Sizzler where she was forced to eat at the salad bar?
All of the recent references to her pre-failed-Princess life are coming fast and furious for a reason. She is molding her brand to be one in which a normal gal like her found a way out of mediocrity and now we should vote for her for president. Really.
Meghan tells Ellen (while wearing a white £1,991 Oscar De La Renta blouse and black trousers) that her sad little embarrassing Ford Explorer had, “a life of its own.” She doesn’t mention that LA has a robust public transport system that she could have used.
Royal Family News: Poor Meghan Markle Had a Used Car Once
Her new TV appearance is said to increase fears in Buckingham Palace that she may be launcing a fresh attack on the royals. Not everyone has to be best buddies with the in-laws, but isn’t there a middle ground aside from the way Meghan publicly drags hers?
Royal Family News: Meghan Does Not Like Sizzler
During her appearance today, Meghan told the story of how she got to her Hollywood auditions. “So I had this very old Ford Explorer Sport and at a certain point the key stopped working on the driver’s side, so you couldn’t get yourself in through the door so after auditions I would park at the back of the parking lot and I would open the trunk and climb in, pull the door shut behind me and crawl all over my seats to get out. That’s how I would come to and fro.” Poor, poor, pitiful Meghan, maybe her next stab at acting should be The Perils of Meghan.
She added, “I would park on gate three and I would scoot on over and the security guards here would always say ‘break a leg, I hope you get it’. So driving today was very different.”
Royal Family News: Meghan Slammed a Classic American Chain
Recently Meghan disparaged a favorite American food chain to describe just how destitute she once was. Her father is a Hollywood lighting director and her mother a social worker. Poor thing, she, “grew up on the $4.99 salad bar at Sizzler.”
Following all of her recent complaints about how skeevy her childhood was, royal experts questioned whether Americans would believe, “her account of how she had to struggle,” when her father Thomas paid for private school and she now lives in a $14million LA mansion.
Her social media contradicts her poor is me rebrand, and shows she also regularly ate at Musso and Franks where steaks cost $55.
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