Royal Family News: Prince Harry Fantasized He Was Chandler Bing From “Friends” Had Crush On Monica
British royal family news divulges that in his just released memoir, Spare, Prince Harry has revealed more of himself than the average citizen of any country on the face of the planet needs to know. Like how he lost his virginity (in a field to an older woman who spanked him), that Prince William is a balding assaulter with a jewelry fetish, and that his penis has recovered nicely from frostbite, thank you very much.
Ew. Triple ew actually.
But he also lets us in on some of the more mundane aspects of his existence, like what he watches on tv. Would you believe the man who has no friends like the sitcom Friends?
Royal Family News: Harry Has No Friends
In his book Spare Harry spilled that he became a huge fan of the still wildly popular sitcom Friends. According to him, it happened that Friends became his friend when he suffered panic attacks, and withdrew from public life.
So which Friend is Harry? He tells us that he, “was a Chandler.” Matthew Perry will be so proud.
Royal Family News: Harry is A Chandler
But wait, there’s more! Harry also spoke about an incident when Chandler crashed at Courtney Cox’s (Monica) house. “I found the idea of crashing at Monica’s highly appealing,” he wrote. “And amusing.” Well, maybe he is just lonely? Harry now has his own mansion to call home, one that he shares with his wife Meghan Markle (rumor is it is in her name, make of that what you will).
Harry goes on further to say he is a, “Friends fanatic” Harry also admits to having a crush on Courtney. “I was still confused because… she was Monica. And I was a Chandler,” Harry noted.
Royal Family News: Harry is Confused
He goes on: “I wondered if I’d ever work up the courage to tell her. Was there enough tequila in California to get me that brave?” What in the world is going on here? Does Harry realize that Friends is a tv show and not reality? Or is he goofing, just trying to be funny, ha ha?
Royal Family News: Harry’s Memoir
It’s hard to tell with Harry, where he is coming from at any one time. And, people are now starting to question where his wife Meghan Markle has been as Harry’s gets roasted over his outrageous book. Tell us why Meghan seems to be hiding royal fans!
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